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Laptop Troubles, Part 3

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

IBM called me up a couple of days back and gave me one hell of a heart attack. They said that the motherboard on my laptop had gone kaput and that it would cost about Rs. 54000, plus taxes, to get a new board. Hell, for that price, I could buy a brand new laptop!!! Naturally, I said no.

I collected my laptop yesterday morning and started backing up the data in the evening. Even though I was pretty certain that it wouldn’t power up, I still couldn’t resist trying to turn the power on. Surprise! Surprise!!! It actually turned on!

Even though it works, I still want to trade in this laptop for a new one. Any recommendations for a particular brand? I am thinking of continuing with IBM.

Laptop Troubles, part 2.0

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

Two things. One, I’ve given my laptop to IBM for servicing and should probably get an estimate on it by tomorrow.

Two, I’ve installed WordPress 2.0 on this blog. The main blog won’t look any different, but the admin section is just way too cool.

Laptop Troubles

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

My laptop has started showing signs of ageing. Yesterday evening, when I tried to start it, the light came on and then instantly it went out again. This happened for some 10-15 times.

I removed the battery, RAM, and hard disk, then reconnected the lot and restarted - lo and behold, she started up.

Then again, today morning, same problem, same solution (except that I didn’t disconnect the hard disk).

Looks like I need a new laptop…

Update (27-Dec-05 - 10.30 am): It certainly looks like I need a new laptop. My laptop has completely conked out…

Of Alcohol and Aerated Drinks

Saturday, December 24th, 2005

I usually don’t touch both. But I went to a cocktail party yesterday, and had a drink. Tequila, and then vodka. Given a choice, I’d take vodka anyday. Then again, I’d not take anything…

Murphy’s Law

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

“If anything can go wrong, it will go wrong, and that too at the worst possible moment.” - Murphy

This law has struck me, in full force, not once, but twice…

Firefox Referrals

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Google Adsense users now have an option to display Firefox referrals on their Adsense enabled site. However, unless I’m mistaken, the Google tool will point to Firefox with Google Toolbar installed. And given that they will only credit the account those users who click through and install Firefox for the first time (non-Firefox users, that is), how many people would really want to add that to their site?

I certainly don’t

Heroes

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

Why is it that I can accept any stunt, no matter how outrageous, when it is performed by Superstar, while I can’t even look at a stunt done by Ilaya Thalapathi?

Angry SMSes

Tuesday, November 29th, 2005

I received a rather strange SMS a couple of days back. The content was rather direct, but I don’t think it was intended for me. All I know is that it came from a Chennai Airtel number. See for yourself…

“I am fed up of ur talks . The only thing i like is ur back”

What do you think?

Travelling in Chennai

Friday, November 25th, 2005

It so happened that I had to take a bus back home today. The clouds had to open their heart out and drench me. To top it all off, the bus I took was flooded on the inside!!! Yeah, crazily enough, there weren’t any drainage holes anywhere in the bus. I was standing in ankle deep water, inside the bus…

Chennai Rain

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

Need I say anything??? The met department says that Chennai has received 27 cm of rainfall in the last 24 hours and that it is likely to last for another 24 hours.

Stuck here at home, I’m feeling guilty that I’m not able to go to work and complete my tasks. But then again, when practically everybody is in the same situation, I guess there’s nothing more that I can do…

Memory

Sunday, October 9th, 2005

It’s funny how I’m able to remember my dad’s credit card number, but not my own…

Deadlines

Friday, October 7th, 2005

Why is a deadline called so?

Because, if you don’t finish it on time, you are dead…

LANd ho!!!

Wednesday, August 24th, 2005

Remember the panicky kernel? Kernel panics. I junk it.

Besides, the modem itself behaves just nicely as a firewall/router…

One hectic weekend…

Monday, August 8th, 2005

No, not at work, but at home. “Hectic?”, you ask? What could be so hectic about a weekend? Let me take you back in time - 48 hours.

Saturday morning: I have an old computer which we bought for somebody else. This computer had an ultralong password, which we couldn’t even fathom out. Choices: Format the hard disk & reinstall everything, or remove the password somehow. Obviously, I chose plan B. The question was, how? Pretty simple if you have physical access to the machine. Windows stores usernames and passwords in an encrypted form in a file called SAM somewhere in the WINDOWS folder (system32\config to be exact). I hooked up the hard disk as a slave device and deleted the SAM file. Voila, instant password deletion.

Saturday afternoon: My dad & I had a lot of plans to sort out our confused computer network and cabling. We have an old Pentium II which we plan to convert into a router. I also have a second 20 GB hard disk (Seagate) with nearly 15 GB of MP3z, all neatly ordered, labelled, grouped and renamed. Unfortunately, my computer doesn’t recognize this hard disk if I try to club it with my primary 80 GB Samsung hard disk.

Enter Ritchie Street. Head towards Supreme Computers. Purchase one mobile HDD enclosure, one keyboard, one modem, one adaptor cable. Not to mention one big 1 KVA UPS for the home. Total burn in pocket - Rs. 7300/-, inclusive of all taxes, coolie charges, parking charges, etc., etc., etc.

Saturday evening: Hook up the 20 GB into the hard disk enclosure and plug it into the USB port. Error: This device cannot start. Hmmm, what could be the problem here? OK, take the 5 GB from the old comp (the one I removed the password from) and plug it in. Working… all files detected. OK, try the 20 GB again? Same issue. OK, put in the jumper to make it a master. Working! Note to self: Always plug in the jumper to make it a master device before placing it into the enclosure.

Now, it’s already pretty late and so we couldn’t set up the network fully. Warning to my sister: Computer will not be available from 8.00 AM to 8.00 PM on Sunday, 7th August 2005, due to maintenance.

Sunday morning: My sister complains that she has some important work to complete. OK, we say, but you have only 1/2 an hour. She’s up and away. Half an hour later, we’re burning a few CDs containing microdistributions of Linux, specially optimized for routing and firewall purposes (namely IPCop, SmoothWall and Live CD Router).

After shutting down everything, we disconnect all the cables and start cleaning the place first. A few months of neglect is enough to assure a layer of dust at least half an inch thick. Vacuum everything, from the floor to the keyboard. Blow out the dust collected over 4 years inside the SMPS. In short, a complete revamp.

We finally connect one PC together and plan the layout for the router. The router software is yet to be installed. Connect the system and insert the IPCop CD. Boot from CD and see a warning “All data on your hard disk will be deleted”. Yeah yeah, I know this. Confirm by pressing Enter. The boot process starts up, only to end with this message “Kernel panic: Aiee, attempting to kill init!”.

???

Retry with Live CD Router and SmoothWall. Same problem. Attempt to reload RedHat Linux 9 which was already there on the hard disk. Same problem. Try to format and install Windows 98. System stops responding. Try Win 2000. STOP error. I was practically ready to throw the system out the window.

Last option. Plug in the hard disk into the enclosure and format it from within Windows XP. Reconnect it and try IPCop again. Installation successful!!! “Yes! I am invincible!!!”. Reboot. “Kernel panic: Aiee, attempting to kill init!”. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

Friday the 13th

Saturday, May 14th, 2005

Till the evening - actually, till now, Friday the 13th has never reared it’s ugly face to me. Until now.

7.20 pm on a Friday evening, when I’m ready to catch the van, I get to build the software and test it. Even that was tolerable compared to what was to follow…

9.00 pm: I hitch a ride with a colleague upto Thiruvanmiyur, but just as we are about to leave the office - BANG!!! Tyre puncture…

9.15 pm: I board a D70 cut service going upto Guindy, and the bugger turns away from Guindy at Kathipara and heads towards the airport. Stops at the shed, a good 3-4 kilometers away from Kathipara…

10.00 pm: I catch an auto fellow at the Guindy shed to go upto Adyar signal and the damn fellow grabs 80 bucks…

10.20 pm: I stop at Pizza Corner for a dinner and when my pizza finally arrives, the mushrooms are all soft & slimy - not like Domino’s where the mushrooms are dry and tasty…

11.00 pm: Manage to get back home and see my sister watching The Phantom Menace - in Tamil! On Vijay TV! Kodumai!!!

12.00 am: Friday the 13th is officially over in India - hopefully the effects will vanish soon.