Funny Proverbs
I got this lot through e-mail. Enjoy…
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
As you shall make your bed so shall you - mess it up.
Better be safe than - punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the - bug is close.
It’s always darkest before - daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but - how?
Don’t bite the hand that - looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a - Mr.
You can’t teach an old dog new - math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you’ll - stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
An idle mind is - the best way to relax.
Where there’s smoke, there’s - pollution.
Happy the bride who - gets all the presents.
A penny saved is - not much.
Two’s company, three’s - the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind - get out of the way.